Excerpts from N!:
Today, at Tess Turbo's latest concert, the Pulverizer crashed onto the stage and used his famous "Pulverizer Pummel" to demolish the band's equipment. "Oh yeah! You broke my heart and now I'm gonna break your band!" Pulverizer shouted as he smashed up the stage. "And I always thought your music sucked anyway. Wooooo!"
A fight broke out at the American Heart Society's Race for Health when the two super speed novas in the lead both accused one another of trying to trip his opponent. The two tussled until other novas in the event managed to break them apart. Fastball yelled out as he was being dragged away from Hustle, "If you ever want a real match, I'll see you in the ring!" Hustle replied, "I'll be there."
A local Taco Bell was almost burned down today when Duke "Core" Baron attacked Superbeast in the restaurant. Luckily, the fight was stopped by Project Hestia Director Amber "Tracer" McAllister, who was eating across the street. As she left the scene, several bystanders heard Core say, "She caught me by surprise. If she ever faced me in a fair fight, I'd open a can of whoop-ass on her." In response to this challenge, Tracer replied, "It seems there's been some bad blood between your guys and members of my team lately. How about I bring some of them over to straighten this out?"
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This is a blog for an Abberant PBeM game. Some of the material on this and related pages has been taken whole or in part from the XWF book, and modified to fit this campaign. The main page can be found at Project Hestia.
10 comments:
Tracer is gonna take you down and turn you off, Core!
Tess Turbo is the awesomeest rock star ever!!!
The Pulverizer is totally gonna Pummel her!
That chick doesn't stand a chance against you, Core!
OMG! Hustle is like, totally to die for!
Come see photos of Tess Turbo at http://www.nakednovas.com.
Core Meltdown! Pulverizer Pummel! Fastball Anihalation! Hestia is going down!
Who the hell is Hestia anyway?
"Tess, you need ai new band? Ei am a solo act now so thee Mightei Mothticlez ar for hire take them plz."
-Mothman
In the XWF training room, Power Monger has been seen putting Hustle through one of his more hardcore training regimens. At the height of training, when Hustle looks dejected in beaten, Power Monger gets into his face, telling him how he isn't shit, his mother isn't shit, he is being the world's biggest wuss. In less than a moment, Hustle is seen standing eye to eye with him. His classic nonchalant smile gone. Cold steel is in the look he gives Power Monger.
"This vessel shall not be tampered with."
"I dream, when I wake..."
Then Hustle is seen to collapse to the floor, to be carried away by medical examiners. After a quick recovery, when questioned about his non sequitor, Hustle denies any knowledge of the encounter. Calling one inquirer a liar to his face.
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