JD: Next up, we have tonight’s “Get in the Cage Match.” That crane is setting the arena for this one of a kind event. In order to win this contest, a competator must get a trophy from a safe, locked in a bank vault, suspended in a cage, suspended in a cage, suspended in a final cage.
DM: That’s right, folks, three cages, a bank vault, and a safe. That would be tough enough to get through without someone pounding away on you.
JD: Speaking of pounding, here’s Tess “Metal” Turbo now. At am incredible seven foot seven inches tall, you won’t see many novas taller than her. Even Termanatrix looks small beside her.
DM: That is, except for her opponent in this event, XWF’s own Omar “The Pulverizer” Ibraham. He checks in at over twelve and a half feet tall.
JD: His height may seem like a huge advantage, but Metal outweighs him by over half a ton.
DM: It must be nice to be made out of solid steel.
JD: As we all know, Pulverizer’s got his trademark Pulverizers, so to be fair, we’ve scattered weapons throughout the cages.
DM: Nothing big, just some baseball bats, fire axes, chainsaws, even a flamethrower!
JD: Metal’s asking for the mic, looks like she’s got something to say.
Metal: Hey Pulverizer! When you trashed my band’s stuff, you missed a guitar, so I brought it for you!
DM: Haha! Metal just slammed that guitar into Pulverizer, and shattered it over his head! Of course, Pulverizer just shook it off, and both of them have started tearing apart the outer cage.
JD: They’re making quick work of the outer cage, but instead of heading to the next one, Pulverizer is going for Metal!
DM: He’s going to work with those Pulverizers, but she’s grabbed the chainsaw, and she’s giving it right back.
JD: That chain saw is also tearing apart the cage next to them, and now that there’s an opening large enough, Metal’s slipped inside.
DM: Pulverizer’s tearing it apart more, and going in right after her.
JD: The action’s just getting started. We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
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JD: Welcome back, folks. Our furious fighters have both made it through the inner cage and are struggling with the vault door.
DM: Not that there’s much left of the cages, JJ.
JD: That’s right. And look, Metal’s picked up the entire vault and is beating Pulverizer with it.
DM: Talk about smackdown! The vault’s broken open on his head!
JD: And some renewed life from the Pulverizer. He’s just thrown Metal completely out of the ring.
DM: Now he’s reaching inside the vault, and he just pulled out the safe. He’s almost there!
JD: Might be too late, though, Dusty. Metal just picked up the crane used to assemble the cages!
DM: That thing weighs over 50 tons, folks. 50 tons!
JD: Look at her swing that thing. Slam! Right into the Pulverizer!
DM: 50 tons!
JD: What a crash! You could feel that in the nosebleeds. The entire arena shook.
DM: And what a move, JoJo. Pulverizer’s dropped the safe, and Metal’s heading over to it. She’s pulling at the door, and it looks like it’s about to give.
JD: Wait just a minute! The crane is moving! It’s Pulverizer! He’s standing up, and lifting the crane over his head. And he’s just thrown it on Metal. That must been at least 50 feet, and he pitched it like it was nothing. That crane just can’t take anymore, and it’s in a heap of twisted steel covering Metal.
DM: Looks like Metal’s out, and Pulverizer’s pulverizing the entire wreck just to make sure.
JD: I think I see movement! Do you?
DM: Yeah, it’s Metal. She’s not quite out of the running yet. She’s gotten her hand out of the wreckage…and what’s that?
JD: It’s the trophy! She’s got the trophy! The crowd’s going wild. What an upset! We were sure that was Pulverizer’s match, but Metal pulled through in the end.
DM: Pulverizer’s shaking his head like coming out of a bad dream. He should have spent less time trying to kick some ass, and more time with his eye on the prize.
JD: Metal’s standing, but she looks a little woozy. Looks like Pulverizer’s gonna help her out of the ring. What a great match up, and what a great day so far. The only way it could get better is with today’s main event, after this commercial break.
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