N!Reporter: Mr. Stryker, rumors have circulated in recent weeks about you taking a role as a guest contender during next month's XWF pay-per-view Hong Kong Karnage. Do you have any respose for -
Stryker: Hell yeah, son, I gotta response for whatever [CENSORED] artists are goin' around talkin' smack about the Stone Badass! Do i look like a damn cartoon to you, son? Do I look like Core or Mauler or one of them other mite-injectin', pumped-up, fake-ass faggots that goes out there and rolls around his damn underwear so that a bunch of fat OpNet turds can sit around and jack off? If Core wants to take off his little makeup and come out from inside his little arena and bring his little Core Meltdown to Tanzania or Macedonia or Kashmir or some other place where real men do real fightin' for a livin', then the Stone Baddass will be happy to shove the sole of my boot straight up his ass and stomp a mudhole in his $40-million-a-fight intestines, and that's all I got ta say about that!
So in answer to your little question, son, the Stone Badass is a real-life elite and not one'a them fake XWF nancyboys, and I wouldn't use a damn XWF contract to wipe my ass, and that's a damn fact!
Stryker: Hell yeah, son, I gotta response for whatever [CENSORED] artists are goin' around talkin' smack about the Stone Badass! Do i look like a damn cartoon to you, son? Do I look like Core or Mauler or one of them other mite-injectin', pumped-up, fake-ass faggots that goes out there and rolls around his damn underwear so that a bunch of fat OpNet turds can sit around and jack off? If Core wants to take off his little makeup and come out from inside his little arena and bring his little Core Meltdown to Tanzania or Macedonia or Kashmir or some other place where real men do real fightin' for a livin', then the Stone Baddass will be happy to shove the sole of my boot straight up his ass and stomp a mudhole in his $40-million-a-fight intestines, and that's all I got ta say about that!
So in answer to your little question, son, the Stone Badass is a real-life elite and not one'a them fake XWF nancyboys, and I wouldn't use a damn XWF contract to wipe my ass, and that's a damn fact!
2 comments:
The N! reporter is shoved out of the way by Mustang Sally, who grabs his microphone and gets right up in Stryker's face.
"HEY!! I don't appreciate that kind of language, Baldy! I'm thinkin' you need a serious attitude adjustment - and I'm thinkin' I'm just the gal to give it to you, since no one else seems to be man enough!"
"Why don't we settle this in Hong Kong? In fact, let's make it interestin' - bring a friend, if you even got any - and we'll have ourselves a good ol' hoe-down throw-down!"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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